Unforgettable

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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meowvgonspengler:

1950S SLANG IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IT IS SO RIDICULOUS

LOOK AT

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WHAT IS THIS

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DUCK BU TT I AM LAUGHING

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RAZZ

MY 

BERRIES


It’s been discussed numerous times but…

marauders4evr:

darkdaelix:

klokateercatlady:

marauders4evr:

Why DIDN’T James’ death protect Lily?

James wasn’t given the option to ‘stand aside’ and say ‘no’.  

He didnt love her enough

And then there’s this asshole.


lntimidating:

All Time Low - Therapy

lntimidating:

All Time Low - Therapy

(Source: lntimidating)

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

(Source: thehighwayphantom)

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

i-am-the-error:

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SLYTHERIN FOUNDER WEARING THIS DRESS? 

HE COULD SO PULL OFF THAT DRESS!

(Source: potterswheeezy)

bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?


  • British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
  • Me: Chill

thesylverlining:

dave-youfool:

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

Just a city boy, shot by cops in south Detroit
"He coulda had a gun hiding anywhere"

Bullshit, racists,
Up and down the boulevard
Trash cops, assholes in the night
(it goes on and on and on and on)

(Source: princetanaka)


36thoughts:

curiovsly:

I’ve been studying all day and I’m literally going insane, I don’t even think my brain is connected to my body anymore. Anyway you should all ask me stuff please thank you

My favorite thing about this picture is she literally looks like she just snapped one selfie and didn’t overthink it, didn’t try to find any flaws or try any different angles, I think she could tell how attractive she is and just posted it & I think that’s beautiful.

36thoughts:

curiovsly:

I’ve been studying all day and I’m literally going insane, I don’t even think my brain is connected to my body anymore. Anyway you should all ask me stuff please thank you

My favorite thing about this picture is she literally looks like she just snapped one selfie and didn’t overthink it, didn’t try to find any flaws or try any different angles, I think she could tell how attractive she is and just posted it & I think that’s beautiful.

stereksextape:

Apparently men don’t like skinny jeans because it leaves nothing to the imaginations?

What is there to imagine?

Yes, there are two legs there what else did you expect, tentacles?

(Source: starspangledsextape)


(Source: 1d-music)

tescosfinest:

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is